THE FRIDAY FUNNIES #2

Volume 2

📰PUBLIC TRANSIT’S UNLUCKIEST RIDERS-Two Goats Catch the Bus

A pair of loose goats wandered into a Portland, Oregon transit station this week and one of them boarded a bus, hop on in said the bus driver! The pair eventually fled the scene but as the locals say, there’s room for all and Keep Portland Weird! 😀

🐶Piper’s Breakdown: Those are some smart cats, they got tired of walking and hopped onto the baaa-rk n’ ride!🐐🐐

📰OINK N’RUN- The Great West Hollywood Pig Chase

West Hollywood Police found themselves in an unconventional chase this week, seen weaving down the city streets in pursuit of a loose pig. Now, there wasn’t an official motive but witnesses agree it appeared to be running to save its own bacon 😀

🐶Piper’s Breakdown: I run from the vacuum with the same energy see we’re not so different, carry on pig, carry on!🐷

📰BEAUTY’S SUBJECTIVE-Jinny Lu Wins Ugliest Dog in America

A pug named Jinny Lu took the crown at California’s World’s Ugliest Dog Contest this year after many attempts, proving once again that confidence and persistence are the true winning features in a pageantry.😀

This annual event celebrates the unique beauty and adoption promotion✨

🐶Piper’s Breakdown: Congrats Jinny Lu🏆and,where can I get a queenie hat like that👑?

📰FINDERS KEEPERS- A Kentucky Bear’s Midnight Snack

A Kentucky woman woke up to find a bear that had let itself into her house from an open door helping itself to her leftover KFC. No worries, no damage was done, it was just a bear with an excellent sniffer for the finger licking recipe😀

🐶Piper’s Breakdown: I get scolded for eyeing food left on the counter. This guy walked in, got a free meal, and left with a belly full! Can you be my mentor🐻?

🗞️PIPER’S WEEKLY INTERMISSION:

A treat a day is never enough🦴

🐾Stay Quirky Friends!🐾

🗞️Sources: UPI Odd News, KTLA

THE FRIDAY FUNNIES #1

📰LIFE’S ABSURDITIES- THE SHRUB COP

A New Jersey police department is fighting heavy footed and distracted drivers with the most committed disguise in law enforcement history as an officer dressing up as a bush. With binoculars in one hand just looking for someone who posted or worse, swiped right. 74 tickets in 6 hours was their catch that day!

🐶Piper’s Breakdown: Will the local dog walker know its not really a bush!!

📰IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE- THE HAPPIEST HOUR IN HISTORY

A Belgian diver exploring a 162 year old shipwreck off of Dover found something better than treasure! A real bottle of Guinness from 1864. Some scientists think it still may be good to drink because it was sitting upside down….So the diver decided in the name of science he would volunteer to be the taste tester!

🐶Piper’s Breakdown: Welp! I’d still trust my nose!

📰COLORADO VOLUNTEERS-GOLDIE THE GOAT

Hear about Goldie? The goat who volunteered as head of morale during a Colorado wildfire response, she was seen trotting alongside some firefighters and she took the lead apparently with no training. That didn’t matter cause she had enthusiasm for the whole team and she wasn’t qualified , but so what, she was 100 % committed to the bit!

🐶Piper’s Breakdown: If I don’t feel qualified for the job, I’ll show up anyway maybe they’ll make me their head volunteer, or better yet, their loyal mascot!

PIPER’S WEEKLY INTERMISSION

It’s okay Goldie, I’m not qualified to be a firefighter either seems that Dalmatian’s got this!

🐾Stay Quirky Friends🐾

🗞️Sources: UPI odd news,ABC7, KTLA, Brobible, Oddity Central