THE FRIDAY FUNNIES #2

Volume 2

📰PUBLIC TRANSIT’S UNLUCKIEST RIDERS-Two Goats Catch the Bus

A pair of loose goats wandered into a Portland, Oregon transit station this week and one of them boarded a bus, hop on in said the bus driver! The pair eventually fled the scene but as the locals say, there’s room for all and Keep Portland Weird! 😀

🐶Piper’s Breakdown: Those are some smart cats, they got tired of walking and hopped onto the baaa-rk n’ ride!🐐🐐

📰OINK N’RUN- The Great West Hollywood Pig Chase

West Hollywood Police found themselves in an unconventional chase this week, seen weaving down the city streets in pursuit of a loose pig. Now, there wasn’t an official motive but witnesses agree it appeared to be running to save its own bacon 😀

🐶Piper’s Breakdown: I run from the vacuum with the same energy see we’re not so different, carry on pig, carry on!🐷

📰BEAUTY’S SUBJECTIVE-Jinny Lu Wins Ugliest Dog in America

A pug named Jinny Lu took the crown at California’s World’s Ugliest Dog Contest this year after many attempts, proving once again that confidence and persistence are the true winning features in a pageantry.😀

This annual event celebrates the unique beauty and adoption promotion✨

🐶Piper’s Breakdown: Congrats Jinny Lu🏆and,where can I get a queenie hat like that👑?

📰FINDERS KEEPERS- A Kentucky Bear’s Midnight Snack

A Kentucky woman woke up to find a bear that had let itself into her house from an open door helping itself to her leftover KFC. No worries, no damage was done, it was just a bear with an excellent sniffer for the finger licking recipe😀

🐶Piper’s Breakdown: I get scolded for eyeing food left on the counter. This guy walked in, got a free meal, and left with a belly full! Can you be my mentor🐻?

🗞️PIPER’S WEEKLY INTERMISSION:

A treat a day is never enough🦴

🐾Stay Quirky Friends!🐾

🗞️Sources: UPI Odd News, KTLA