THE FRIDAY FUNNIES #1

📰LIFE’S ABSURDITIES- THE SHRUB COP

A New Jersey police department is fighting heavy footed and distracted drivers with the most committed disguise in law enforcement history as an officer dressing up as a bush. With binoculars in one hand just looking for someone who posted or worse, swiped right. 74 tickets in 6 hours was their catch that day!

🐶Piper’s Breakdown: Will the local dog walker know its not really a bush!!

📰IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE- THE HAPPIEST HOUR IN HISTORY

A Belgian diver exploring a 162 year old shipwreck off of Dover found something better than treasure! A real bottle of Guinness from 1864. Some scientists think it still may be good to drink because it was sitting upside down….So the diver decided in the name of science he would volunteer to be the taste tester!

🐶Piper’s Breakdown: Welp! I’d still trust my nose!

📰COLORADO VOLUNTEERS-GOLDIE THE GOAT

Hear about Goldie? The goat who volunteered as head of morale during a Colorado wildfire response, she was seen trotting alongside some firefighters and she took the lead apparently with no training. That didn’t matter cause she had enthusiasm for the whole team and she wasn’t qualified , but so what, she was 100 % committed to the bit!

🐶Piper’s Breakdown: If I don’t feel qualified for the job, I’ll show up anyway maybe they’ll make me their head volunteer, or better yet, their loyal mascot!

PIPER’S WEEKLY INTERMISSION

It’s okay Goldie, I’m not qualified to be a firefighter either seems that Dalmatian’s got this!

🐾Stay Quirky Friends🐾

🗞️Sources: UPI odd news,ABC7, KTLA, Brobible, Oddity Central